I prayed for patience... and God gave me traffic. Apparently, He's into long-term miracles.
They say Jesus turned water into wine. I can't even turn leftovers into something edible.
I believe in miracles. I've seen coffee turn me into a Christian.
The real miracle isn't that five loaves fed 5,000 — it's that nobody argued about where to sit.
I tried walking on water once. Turns out you have to get out of the boat first.
The greatest miracle? Getting a whole church out of the parking lot in under 20 minutes.
What happens to printers that perform miracles?
They get Canonized.
I prayed for a miracle and found my missing glasses... on my head. Praise be.
At our age, the real miracle isn't walking on water — it's walking without holding onto something.
We believe in resurrection — because every morning we rise ... slowly.
I asked the Lord for a memory miracle. He said, "I already gave you one — you just forgot."
The feeding of the 5,000 was impressive. But have you ever tried organizing 20 seniors to go out to lunch?
I believe in healing miracles. I've seen someone say, "Oh, I'm fine," and then list 14 things that aren't.
When Moses was 80, God called him to lead Israel. So if you're over 80, don't get too comfortable.
The real miracle? Remembering why you walked into the kitchen.
The real miracle isn't just that Jesus calmed the storm — it's that He still calms hearts after all these years.
We've seen doctors, medicines, and hospitals... and we've also seen the quiet miracle of God carrying us through.
Sometimes the greatest miracle isn't something dramatic — it's enduring faith.